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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Flowers are colors Love me

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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