- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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