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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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