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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

tim has no humor

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Invisible Children Foundation.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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