Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

ME NAME IS JEFF

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

brittney griner

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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