- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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