Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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