roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

mexicans fishing

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Trump will make America great again.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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