- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What do you call an blank test? an F

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

whos district champs not JM

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Nickelback

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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