Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

ded on boomer and aodddan

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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