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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

So a seal walks into a club.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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