- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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