- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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