Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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can you pass the soap?

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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