- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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