There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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