What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

rose are red violets should be purple

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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