A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Jovan

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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