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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the fish fly It didn't

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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