- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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