why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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time to spruce up!

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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