Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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My name is Jeff

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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