- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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