knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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andrew wagner

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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y u no like me joke?

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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