Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Cancer.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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