what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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