Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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CAS

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im @ work, LOL.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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