- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

j.p. is dumb

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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