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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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