whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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