- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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