- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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