- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

An Irishman walked out of a bar

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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