- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Once upon a time, The end.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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