- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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