- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

My cat just died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Your face

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Barack Obama

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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