- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

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