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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

How high is the sky? True or False

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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