- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

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