- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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