What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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wsde

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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