What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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