- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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