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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

my wife out of the kitchen

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

You know what's funny? Rape

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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