- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

A Mormon walks into a bar.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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