- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Chicken

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Canadians

boys

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

non poop

guess what what that wasnt it

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