- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Suck pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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