Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Sex vagina. lol.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Internet Explorer

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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