- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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