- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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