- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Butthole.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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