How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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YO FACE

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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