- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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