- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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