- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

How High is a Chinese man

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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