What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Obama

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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kathryn atkins

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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