- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

whats 7+4? 74

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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