a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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