- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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