Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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