- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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