ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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