What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

women's rights

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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