- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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