Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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