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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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