- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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