What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

go F*** yourself

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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