- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A man did not like this site

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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