What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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