- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Asian women drivers...

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

The Princess is in another castle

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