Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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