Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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No soup for you!

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Mogok Papiti.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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