Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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