Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Maths.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Turkey Balls

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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