What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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