- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Two women were sitting quietly.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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