- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Who invented apple? God

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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