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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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