- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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