why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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