what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

my wife out of the kitchen

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Knock, Knock Who's There

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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