- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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