Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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