what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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