- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

a black guy hates chicken.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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