What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

my wife out of the kitchen

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Knock, Knock Who's There

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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