- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

joke under this line wins _________________________

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Homonyms should be band.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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