Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

my wife out of the kitchen

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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