once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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