- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Hi

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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