Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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