- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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