- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

roses are red violets should be purple

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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