A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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