- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Sex vagina. lol.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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