What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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think twice or at least think

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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your face is kinda funny

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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