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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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