Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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