- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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