Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What does water smell like? water.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

12 niqqa 12.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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