Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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hello

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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