- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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