- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A boy with red hair is happy.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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