roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Democracy.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

diarrhea.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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