How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Stephen Hawking

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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