What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Continents are large islands.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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