Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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well now

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

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